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September 16, 2010

Pirate Rules By Evanne Lorraine

I wanted to pick a favorite title to share. Hard to choose when the heroes are all so demanding. But I’ve got a real weakness for pirates, and no one else writes modern pirate erotic romance, so I did. 😉


Boldly, Zara climbed onto a padded bar stool close to where she’d last seen the rugged pirate. She scanned the crowd with eager interest, hoping to catch another glimpse of the smoldering hottie. Aware her odds of success decreased in direct ratio to the rogue’s hunk factor, she optimistically searched for her dream man anyway.

Why not try for the best?

But, her screening of the bodies crowding the bar confirmed the bad news, no loose hunky pirate. Everyone seemed paired off already. No one’s fault but hers for letting Smiley’s intimidation keep her from playing Treasure Hunt game earlier. Her rumbling stomach reminded her she missed out on the crab feed too.

A rapidly moving waitress disappeared into the crowd with a full tray of gaily-colored cocktails with lime wedges, cherries, and miniature umbrellas. The pretty drinks made Zara thirsty as well as hungry.

“What’s your pleasure, Miss?” the bartender asked with a friendly smile.

“What kind of drinks were in those hurricane glasses over there?” She waved toward the decorated cocktails.

“Those are Caribbean Cruises, Miss. They’re very popular with the ladies.”

Zara hesitated for a bare second. “I’ll have one of those, please.”

“Do you want to run a tab? Or–.”

While she was considering her options, the smoldering hottie she noticed earlier wedged in next to her, claiming a previously nonexistent space. Then he gave her a thorough going over from her well-groomed hair to her cute sandals.

Apparently, she’d passed inspection because he tipped his head toward her in a brief nod of approval.

“Add it to my bill and bring us a plate of coconut shrimp too, and another Long John Silver, thanks, pal.” The intriguing pirate placed his order with an engagingly crooked grin.

“Thank you,” she said, swiveling toward her benefactor.

A seductive pair of dark eyes met hers, making the lively bar scene fade into oblivion.

This close, the man intoxicated her senses. He was so near a faint trace of bleach from his shirt mingled with scents of sandalwood and clean man. The heat emanating from all those hard muscles warmed her skin.

She tried to swallow, but found her mouth suddenly too dry.

The bartender placed her pastel drink neatly in front of her and she leaned in for a fortifying sip.

Casually, she checked out the hunk through lowered lashes. Like Smiley, the man with the sinful voice was dressed as a pirate. But on him, the costume worked. Her smile spread a little wider with relief as she realized the costume meant he had to work for the cruise line. Maybe, he was one of the cooks, since she was positive she hadn’t seen him on deck. She would have remembered.

A good head taller than her lanky five eight frame, and much broader, he made her feel positively dainty–a novel but pleasing experience. His open-necked white shirt framed a nicely rippled chest with a good sprinkling of curling black hair. Well-worn pants disappeared into supple leather boots. His waist was bound by a faded red silk wrap, complete with a wickedly authentic looking knife, tucked into the fabric. Dark curls swirled to his shoulders, providing the perfect frame for heartbreaker-eyes and the devil’s own mouth. At least one day’s growth of beard darkened his jaw. A rap-star sized diamond winked from his left ear.

“Razor Brinks,” he said, holding out a hand.

She accepted the offer to shake, darn near forgetting who she was as his warm grip engulfed her.

“Zara Sterling,” she managed to say her name. Then, because her tongue was faster than her brain, she asked. “What kind of name is Razor Brinks?”

“Mine, Sweetheart,” he drawled, taking her hand and brushing a thrilling kiss across her knuckles, and then rubbing the spot that continued tingling long after his mouth had departed.

Read more from Evanne Lorraine at her website

Pirate Rules is available from New Concepts Publishing and Amazon and Fictionwise


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  2. Mmmmmmmmmm Evanne,pirates! My Kindle will be filling fast at this rate.

    Comment by Debbie Vaughan — September 16, 2010 @ 05:10 | Reply

    • Thanks for stopping by Debbie, No harm in relaxing with a quick read. 😉

      Comment by dangerouslysexy — September 16, 2010 @ 07:20 | Reply

  3. Oh, nice, Evanne! I LOVE pirates. Not enough stories out there about them. Hummm, wonder if I can do a space pirate story. 😀 Might try it after I finish something else. Too much on my plate right now. Congrats on the new contract with Loose Id! You rock, baby!

    Comment by Judith — September 16, 2010 @ 06:22 | Reply

    • Hey Judith, I’ve heard space pirates are very popular, but I haven’t read any. You write one!

      Comment by dangerouslysexy — September 16, 2010 @ 07:22 | Reply

  4. Whoa, wait a minute, Judith. I was thinking about doing that. I’m already working on a space story. Hey, maybe we can write it together.

    Evanne, has anyone told you lately that you are awesome and a true inspiration to us? Never give it up! And that is one HAWT pirate!

    Comment by Jadette — September 16, 2010 @ 06:25 | Reply

    • Jadette, if you write a story with Judith, everyone better duck, ’cause I know it will be off like a rocket.

      Comment by dangerouslysexy — September 16, 2010 @ 07:23 | Reply

  5. Loved it and I so like the modern-day pirate thing…totally cool.

    Comment by jerridrennen — September 16, 2010 @ 09:47 | Reply

    • Romantic suspense was my introduction to the genre, I still love thrillers, Pirate Rules was twist the old heroine in danger story.

      Comment by dangerouslysexy — September 16, 2010 @ 14:05 | Reply

  6. Aww, that’s way too short of an excerpt, Evanne! I think I’ll have to go and buy myself a copy now.

    Comment by Gillian Archer — September 16, 2010 @ 10:25 | Reply

    • Thanks Gillian 🙂

      Comment by dangerouslysexy — September 16, 2010 @ 14:05 | Reply

  7. Gotta love those pirates.

    Comment by Lauren Fraser — September 16, 2010 @ 10:25 | Reply

  8. Pirates are lots of fun to write, they play a little rough in real life. 😉

    Comment by dangerouslysexy — September 16, 2010 @ 14:06 | Reply

  9. Rough? Rough is good. LOL! And he’s very hot–something I’d expect from someone who has a dangerouslysexy moniker. Dammit, I didn’t need another book to break the budget, but…fine. *pulling out credit card*

    Comment by Cherise Sinclair — September 20, 2010 @ 17:39 | Reply

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